1. Change the name EPIC to Forthnite (Fortnite is created by EPIC games, coincidence? I think not) and create a EPIC/Fortnite dance.
2. Every time you successfully drop a charge in the billing module, the computer says "Winner! Gagnant!" with a jingle.
3. Scrap the plans to ask Phoenix payroll system to be added to EPIC.
4. At the Elbow Support teams carrying around a portable fridge filled with Hagen Daas ice cream.
5. Patients who visit the clinic and fill out their own progress notes, get free medication samples.
6. For every inbox item you resolve, one email randomly disappears from your inbox.
7. Create a "All Discharge" button (EMERGENCIES ONLY).
8. Two Words: Trained Monkeys.
9. EPIC Support can now be escalated to "Back Massage 50 minutes."
10. Everyone who uses the word EPIC in a pun pays $10. Money goes to therapy.